I am not accepting new clients at this time. I'm instead focusing my work on existing clients, and some other projects I've been cooking up outside of bodywork. I may open my books up again at some point, so be sure to check back in the future. Thank you for understanding.

I specialize in creating comforting, caring experiences that relax and rejuvenate my clients, proudly relieving pain and tension in bodies of all colors, shapes, genders, orientations, ages, levels of ability, and economic circumstances. My business name is a silly pun, but my bodywork is seriously restorative.

I tailor my sessions to the specific needs and requests of the person on my table, drawing from a variety of techniques including Swedish and deep tissue massage, trigger points, myofascial release, range-of-motion (RoM) stretching, and proprioceptive neuromuscular facilitation (PNF, or facilitated stretching).

Please contact me directly with special requests. Discounts available for union members.